Monday, August 31, 2009

Review: Cold Souls

Deep shit, bro.

Cold Souls is a strange movie.  I can't decide whether its clever or just trying too hard to be existential.  Paul Giamatti is a fun actor to watch, but is it just too much when he's playing a kinda famous actor named Paul Giamatti?  You can make a sci-fi movie about real life ideas without rubbing it in our faces, guys.

Alright so Paul is this dude who's feeling depressed and out of it, partly because he's doing this crazy depressing Russian play that's really tough on him emotionally.  He's feeling crappy one day when his agent calls him and tells him to look at this article in the New Yorker about a company that can extract the soul from the body and put it in storage.

Mmmk.

Paul checks it out, and it turns out they're saying that removing your soul actually makes you feel lighter; it removes a great weight from your conscience.  Paul thinks this all sounds crazy, but what the hell.  If it's bad, he can always just put his soul back in his body and he'll be fine.  It's only for two weeks while he does the play, right?  What could go wrong?

Oh movie characters.  When will you learn that things that sound crazy-dumb usually are.  Life lesson:  if you are ever told that removing your soul from your body is a good idea, you are being shitted. This is a classic idea that always ends badly.  Just look at Liches, or if you're more pop cultural than that Voldemort.  Taking your soul out of your body is just stupid.  Classic symptoms include feeling empty, emotionless, scaley (as in lizard-like), and nothing at all.  That is, feeling nothing at all.  Look what happened to Bart Simpson - he felt anxious and empty.  Sliding doors stopped opening for him.  Crazy supernatural shit went down.  Yeah.

To no one's surprise but his own, this is exactly what happens to poor stupid Paul.  He feels empty, hollow.  I guess removing that intangible piece of yourself that makes you "you" rather than some other schmuck is a bad idea.  So what does he decide to do?  Rather than put himself back the way he was, he decides to "rent" the soul of a Russian poet.  Uh huh.  Because if feeling empty is bad, feeling full of something distinctly not you will feel great.  The movie itself compares this to sleeping with the person who's soul you now have in you.

There is a moment here that was very intriguing.  Paul is ranting about how it sucks to not have a soul when the doctor stops him and asks "have you felt a single bad thought since you extracted your soul?"  No.  "Have you felt anything at all in the past week?"  No.  This isn't exactly a good thing, but it is what Paul was trying to do.  He was trying to detach himself from his life and work, from his play.  It's a classic case of getting what you want but not realizing the full price that you paid.

What's going on with this movie?  It's obviously circling around the classic "what defines who we are" topic, but there's more to it than that.  The mule lady is so important to the story, and she's so good to Paul, what's being said when it turns out she can't ever get her own soul back?  Life is tragic, maybe.  Life can be tragic.

What's with the whole Russian theme?  I just don't know much about Russian history or culture to know what's going on there, but there's so much of it that it's got to symbolize something.  If anyone out there has ideas, let me know.

Then there's the movie poster.  Check it:


What does this tell us?  Well, Paul Giamatti is definitely in this movie.  I get the impression this movie is going to try and say something, probably about the soul - the abstractness implies that for me.  Abstract posters usually lead to thinky movies.  The Russian doll thing with his head... oh man.  Oh man!  The Russian motif is right there on the poster, albeit cleverly hidden.  WELL PLAYED, COLD SOULS.  WELL PLAYED.  Anyway, that makes me think about trying to get inside Paul's head.  We want to understand what's in there, but each layer is just more Paul.  As we go in there and look for him, we'll pass by all this other stuff that is also him.  And when we get there, it's just Paul.  He's there giving us a snarky glare.  That layer thing is important, too.  People are like onions, after all.  They have layers.

Why does Paul's soul look like a chickpea?  I think this is the part where we get a message about how something as wonderful and beautiful as the soul doesn't have to be big.  It can be as small and boring as a chickpea and still house all the essence of a human being.  Then you get obvious implications about what has happened to his soul when it's all withered out after the actress lady is done with it, and you get to make jokes about how some famous celebrity has a soul that looks like a charcoal.

I don't know, I feel like almost everything in this movie has been done before.  Souls are important, souls can be small and innocuous while still being beautiful, some people have good souls, some people have bad souls, everyone's soul is different, what happens to the soul when we die, what are people like when they don't have a soul, what does that imply about the nature of the soul, etc, etc.  It's just not new and not that innovative in its presentation.

I did like the laboratory scenes.  The sci-fi aspect of the movie was the perfect blend of wit and polish.

Also, someone get the directer a fucking steady-cam.  If you're filming Cloverfield, that's one thing.  You have an excuse for your shaky camera.  If you're filming a serious movie, your artistic statement about the uncertainty of reality and life is better left to the script and actors than to a technique that makes me queezy.

There were a couple of symbolic things I did like a lot.  The recurring shots of people standing looking out at the beach and into the ocean were good.  I like the use of the beach as sort of a dividing line between life and nothingness, between having a soul and not.  The other well done bits were the ones where we got a look into people's souls.  The cinematography was really good there, and being wide open to interpretation is something a soul should be.  The Russian poet's soul felt deeply tragic on some level.  I did feel longing and sorrow during that sequence, like I had once had hope but most of it had been beaten out of my by the crappy factor that I work in.

Paul's soul, too, is well done.  It feels so intimate.  He wants a son, or maybe his wife had a miscarriage, or both... He maybe wishes he was a kid again but is happy with where he's ended up.  Ultimately, he's content with whatever he came away with after looking into his soul.  I think that's the most important part of the movie.  It's the part that actually verged on powerful for me.  It's hard to really look into yourself, to give yourself a good examination.  It's not something you always want to do.  But it can help.  Coming to terms with yourself, or reconnecting with your soul as the movie puts it, can make you feel good about yourself.  Chances are you have a beautiful soul.  Let yourself into it.

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Anyway, I did enjoy it.  Paul Giamatti is fun to watch.  Some of the soul stuff may be overdone, but it's still an interesting subject.  The sci-fi stuff is good, and there's some funny lines.  I don't get the Russian thing, and that might open up more understanding of the film.  Maybe it's supposed to add to the bleakness of the world that a soul can light up.  I think of Russian stuff as pretty bleak.

SAM'S VERDICT:  If you like Paul Giamatti or are feeling existential, jump on in.  The water is not fine, exacty, but full of existentialism and Paul Giamatti.

Also, just because I'm a filthy Joss Whedon whore, I'm going to go ahead and recommend Dollhouse here.  This is Whedon's most recent TV show, and it's dealing with a lot of the same ideas as this movie.  You know, who are we, and what makes a person a person.  Dollhouse starts out really, really, REALLY bad, but it picks up at episode 6.  If you can get your hands on the DVD boxed set, watch the original pilot, then read episode recaps of eps 1-5, maybe cherry-pick a couple out of there to get an idea for the show, then skip to episode 6 and go from there.  I stopped recommending the show a while back, but after seeing Epitaph One (a between seasons episode they shot for weird reasons), it's officially on my list of good shows.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Movie Trailers #5: Coming Soon

This time we've got a couple movies that are coming out soon.  Note that in addition to these I recommend the following movies coming this month and early October that I've commented on in August:

9 - coming September 9th because they're clever.
The Invention of Lying - September 25th
Zombieland - October 2nd
A Serious Man - October 2nd
Toy Story Double Feature - October 2nd

Damn.  I might have to pull a quadruple feature October 2nd.  Now on to the meat.

Extract - September 4th




I thought this was a documentary from the movie poster.  Boy was I wrong.  Jason Bateman is never any character other than Michael Bluth, so I guess it's a good thing that Michael Bluth is a fun character to watch.  Juno's dad is rapidly becoming my favorite actor; so good in both Juno and Burn After Reading. Ben Affleck is Ben Affleck.  Mila Kunis is pretty good...  LOOKING.  That beauty pageant judge from Little Miss Sunshine is so much fun to hate.  Man, I wonder what that actress is like in person.  She must be the most lovable middle-aged lady ever to parody horrible moms as well as she does.  Anyway, even if the premise sucked (which it doesn't), the cast is fantastic.  Plus it looks funny.  Definitely on my list to see.


I Sell The Dead - September 7th




You go, Dominic Monaghan.  Looks mildly entertaining.  Not great, but deece.  Grave robbing is just such a hilarious concept, man, it's a wonder this thing doesn't look like a total riot.  But yeah.  Zombedy told through flashback.  Nothing wrong with that.  It's got some awards, too, so maybe it's better than it looks.

Gamer - September 4th



Okay, first of all, didn't this movie just come out last year?  Except then it was called Death Race.  No, seriously, if you watched the Gamer trailer go watch this Death Race trailer now.  It's the same fucking movie except one is Twisted Metal and the other is Counter-Strike.  I would bet a large amount of pride that the one twist Death Race has (that is given away in the trailer) also shows up in Gamer.  They even look the same with that overly gray, gritty modern action movie look going on.  Someone aughta be sued.

Okay, so that's silly, but let's move on to ridiculous.  The plot.  Um... what?  Death row inmates are put up to be controlled in some sort of real life Counter-Strike thing?  Aside from the fact that this remote controlling people technology is just stupid, if it existed, I don't think we'd be using it to control death row inmates in some sort of stupid video game.  Why the fuck would we bother with that?  I don't think there'd be much of a market for watching that game over regular games, and I don't think there'd be much of a market for playing that game instead of a digital one.  But I'm being silly; that's not what this movie is about.  This movie is about a premise that thinks it's clever and the market that comes along with the word "gamer".  They're trying to appeal to gamers, and it's fucking working.  I only know about this movie because someone said to me "d00d, did you hear about this Gamer movie?  I think it's about video games."

It stars Gerard Butler, who I just saw as the lead in The Ugly Truth.  Yes, this is King Leonidas again.  I will never be able to take him seriously.  Gamer seems to think it's a serious movie, or at least it wants us to think that it thinks it's a serious movie so that we can laugh at how stupid it is that it thinks it's a serious movie.  So you've got Gerard Butler in this stupid, "serious" action movie just a couple weeks after I've seen him giving people pep talks in The Ugly Truth about men and women.  I wonder if he magically always has the same amount of stubble in this movie, too.

Also, what the fuck.  The premise is so stupid.  If you survive 30 games you get to go free, right?  What the shit is up with that?  You have no control over whether or not you win.  That's like saying "if you play 30 dota games in a row and don't have any leavers you go free."  You have to get super lucky; you have to get a good player controlling you every time, and your player has to be lucky every time.  That's just stupid.  That's just... I can't express how bad this premise is.

Of course the biggest problem with the premise is that it requires a teenage guy to be in a lead role.  I've never met a pubescent guy who doesn't piss me off in one way or another, myself included.  It also means that if what plot there is requires this kid to be anything except a total fuckhead, it's not going to be realistic.

I hate middleschoolers.

Then there's a cameo by Ludicris.  Like... I've been writing about this trailer for about 5 paragraphs now, and I still have more to say about how stupid this movie looks.  What does that tell?  I bet I could go see it, come home, and write a blog post about this film by cutting and pasting this rant, then adding "also there was this one part where the action sequence was particularly cool."  Yeah.

I'd probably see it if Danl was in town, though.  Oh, that reminds me.  Riddle me this:  Danl wants to see this movie but thought G.I.Joe looked like a waste of time.  At least the preview for G.I.Joe had some sweet bullet time dives, cool green smoke effects, and a tag-line to kill for.  "What does it accelerate?"  "You."  Hahaha.  So good.

Apparently I have a lot to say about Gamer.  I don't think there's much else I've heard of coming out in September anyway, so let's stop here.  If you want more previews, though, I recommend Avatar and Inception, both of which I'll be talking about soon.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Movie Trailers #4: Quick Hits

Despite my best efforts, there's still a lot of trailers I haven't covered out there.  Fortunately, there's not much to say about most of them.  Because there's a bunch of them and not much to say, I'm not going to embed these ones - instead I'll link them.  Now without further ado...

Toy Story Double Feature:  In preparation for Toy Story 3, Pixar is re-releasing the first two installments in this franchise... IN 3D!  Actually, the 3D part is not cool.  I hate having to wear those silly glasses.  Whatever, these movies were great the first time around.  Toy Story marked the move into modern animation instead of classic Disney animation, and at the same time it was one of the best kids movies I've ever seen.  I'm biased, though, since I grew up on the stuff.  Then #2 came out and didn't suck, a feat which I'm very impressed by.  So yeah.  If you're into Pixar movies and don't mind the 3D gimmick, head out to this one.  It's only going to be around for 2 weeks in October.

Legion:   Yeah, bitches!  Let's blow some shit up!  WOOOOO KILLIN ANGELS

When In Rome:  Yeah, bitches!  Shitty romantic comedies starring Sarah Marshall!  That's her name, you know.  Sarah Marshall.

Tron:  LegacyTron has The Dude in it?  That's the movie I want to see; fuck Tron.  I want to see Tron set at a bowling alley.  I want to see The Dude just out for a bike ride when some asshole cuts him off and ruins his day.  Yeah.  I've never seen Tron, so I have no reason to fan-boy out about this movie.  Thus to me, it just looks like another bad movie about an animation team having way too much fun for their own good.  Er, I mean, another bad action movie.

Law Abiding Citizen:  Ew.  I hate torture movies, and I hate "bad things happen to good people for no reason" movies.  Okay, I hate the torture movies, and I hate the kind of "bad things good people" movies that only use that motif to set up the torture parts of the movie.  This looks like a good example.

The Twilight Saga:  New Moon:  Hahahaha no.

Whiteout:  This looks like a great one shot RPG where everyone dies at the end.  Maybe I'll run something like that in a few years for ERPL.  Looks good enough to go see with Danl and not as bad as the premise would have me believe.

I just found this preview for a movie called Inception, but I think I could write a whole post on that preview alone.  So I will in a couple days.  Until then.